Planos do mal e Conversas no Omegle

Bom, eu não vou entrar em detalhes, mas eu tenho planos divertidos. Mas eles tem uma grande chance de darem errado, por isso torçam por mim. allbeacheslikethebeachesplan 
Mas, de qualquer forma eu vou tentar mesmo assim, mesmo que eu tenha que abortar a missão (essa expressão me lembra do nosso professor de física, Thiago) depressa. Mas eu não vou cair na bilada (Cino!) que a vagaVunda da Leti disse que eu ia cair. Tomarei cuidado.

OMEGLE *o*  vocês conhecem? Pra quem não conhece é um site americano onde você conversa com estrenhos, literalmente. Recorrendo a esse tipo de conversa você corre certos "perigos":
1- se encontrar com certos pervertidos.
2- ter uma conversa completamente nonsense.

Desta vez eu encontrei com o Monstro Krunk (isso mesmo). A conversa me divertiu tanto que eu vou ter de colocar ela aqui *O*

YOU= Mari  STRANGER= Monster Krunk (obs: o inglês está mau escrito e abreviado, ME PERDOEM)


You: HAKUNA MATATA LOL
Stranger: awww wookie da widdle wion kwing:P
You: yay.
You: r u a monster?
Stranger: naaa
Stranger: r u a rooster?
You: naaah~ that's boring u.u
You: Nope.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: ima....
Stranger: MONSTER AAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH !!!!
You: OMFG!! *runs away*
Stranger: *runs after you like a monster*
Stranger: AAARRRGGHHHHH COME BACK HERE MY LITTLE PRETTY ARRRGGGUUUGGHHH
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *runnin' really fast*
Stranger: *Running faster....right on ur heels...almost gotcha*
You: *crying a lot* I dont wanna die. please dont eat me up! D:
Stranger: *reaches my claw out to snatch u up....just about got ya*
Stranger: *trips over my stupid monster feet and goes flying into the air and lands on my leg breaking it*
Stranger: OOOOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHH!!
You: ROFL stupid monster tsc tsc
Stranger: UUUGGGHHHH!!! ooouuuccchhh!! my stupid stupid big ol monster dumb feet
Stranger: *trys to stand up*
Stranger: *falls back down*
Stranger: OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUCCCHHH!!!!
You: okok, ill help u, but its just once, ok?
Stranger: AWWW you'd do that for a mean ol ugly monster like me?
Stranger: *reaches out hand for help up*
You: *gives u a hand* is it still hurting?
Stranger: *trys to get up but it hurts so bad we both fall back down*
Stranger: does that answer ur question
You: omg, what r we goind to do? D:
Stranger: uhm uhm uhm...know any good monster doctors?
Stranger: and dont say "yea my neighbors a vetenarian"
You: nope, remember im jus an unicorn
Stranger: hmmmm
You: unicorns dont need doctors FUCK YEA
Stranger: mmmmm unicorn...the other white meat
Stranger: wait a second hold on here
You: oki
Stranger: are u a male unicorn or a female unicorn or a unisex unicorn
You: ima a allsex unicorn (just kidding, ima female unicorn)
Stranger: ok well....are u sure u dont know ne good monster doctors?
You: no, sorry :(
Stranger: hmmmph!!!
Stranger: well i guess theres only one thing left to do....
You: what?
Stranger: BE A MONSTER ARRRGGHHHHHHHH *rolls ontop of you and holds u down getting ready to plunge my fangs into the soft skin of ur neck*
You: NOOOO, I HAD HELP YOU
You: DONT U DARE TO EAT ME Ò_O
Stranger: ok im sorry
Stranger: *rolls off of you*
Stranger: dont be mad im just a dumb stupid monster its all i know
You: good monsters takes a prize *gives u a monster cookie*
Stranger: mmmmm yummmy cookie cookie soo yummy
Stranger: (btw this is by far the most retarded conversation i've ever had)
Stranger: (honestly i really cant beleive either one of us has carried it on for as long as we have:P)
You: (mine too :D but im having fun LOL)
Stranger: ikr!!...kinda feeling a lil dorky right about now:P
You: :P
Stranger: mmmmm btw me krunk the monster...who u be? elizabeth? ann? shirley? suzy? teressa? linda? *scratches top of head with one finger looking confused*
You: im Mari, and u r?
Stranger: im krunk the monster.....(but really im jayson)
You: Krunk, this name reminds me a Disney movie. e.e
Stranger: ha! im big like 8 1/2 feet tall with purple fur a big head of moppy light blue hair and 2 buck teeth
You: handsome (LOL)
Stranger: ikr!?
You: i'm just un marvelous black unicorn (love me LOL)
Stranger: awww wookie da widdle bwack unicorn
Stranger: maybe unicorn give krunk a *blushes* ...a *blushes even more* a...
You: AAA?
Stranger: kiss !? *runs away from embarrassment and hides behind a teeeny tiny lil bush that doesnt hide me at all*
You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw, what a cute monster *O*
You: *gives krunk a lill' kiss*
Stranger: yay!!! *hops up and down * yay yay yay
Stranger: krunk wanna know how old unicorn is?
You: idk, me got a hundred of years LOL
You: u?
Stranger: 3 1/2
You: years? o.o
Stranger: yes momma krunk says im just big boned for my age:P
You: big boned rofl
Stranger: well i am 8 1/2 feet tall
You: im going to adopt you <3
Stranger: yay krunks gunna get adopted krunks gunna get adopted krunks gunna get adopted *hopping up and down again*
You: aaww, too cute for a monster *O*
Stranger: da the unicorn is my friend!! i will love her and hold her and pet her and squeeze her and call her.......George!:)
You: George o.o
You: im female, u knw
Stranger: *grabs you pulls u tight to me me loves u pets u squeezes you*
Stranger: ik
Stranger: but im just a big dumb monster
You: ooouch krunk, this hurts the unicorn
Stranger: da i am sorry george i am so sorry *puts george down*
Stranger: LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO
Stranger: i cant do this anymore
Stranger: oh dear god
Stranger: i must be high as fuuuuck!!
You: r u drunk? LOL im not
Stranger: NOO NEITHER AM I
Stranger: thats wat im sayin
Stranger: wtf is wrong with us!?....i mean i've heard of role playing and all
Stranger: but this is like
You: u right.
You: were kinda... crazy
Stranger: i mean jesus h christ
Stranger: fo shizzle on that sista
Stranger: uhm do me a favor...
Stranger: lets uhm just forget that part of the conversation never even happened
Stranger: will just kinda be hush hush about it ok?
You: ok ._. but admit, i was very fun
Stranger: ppffffttt maybe for like a minute....two tops
Stranger: but damn girl we played that shit out
You: xD
Stranger: so where are u from ne ways?
You: brazil, u?
Stranger: california
Stranger: and how old are u really?
You: 18, u?
Stranger: 21:P
You: :P
Stranger: i mean if u wanna role play we can role play something else but not a freakin unicorn and an 81/2 foot tall purple monster
You: i gotta go >.<
Stranger: watchout for monsters:P
You: oki doki.
Stranger: byeee

Ficou enorme, eu sei. Desculpa  s: